MASTER PLANREV. 47$BIBCITY

BIBERTY CITY

The planners accounted for everything except him.

COMPLAINTS FILED
THIS VISIT 000
PLAN VIEW / NOT TO SCALEN ↑
Eight city blocks, one unauthorised resident Use arrow keys or WASD to roll Biberty. Drag him back and release to fling. Hold still switches to selecting a building to file a complaint. Press R to reset.
ARROWS / WASD TO ROLL · DRAG & RELEASE TO FLING

Select Biberty to begin. Every collision becomes paperwork.

Biberty is ready to roll.

DRAWING No. BIBCITY-001SHT 1 / 2
CONTRACT: NOT YET ISSUED
Contract pending

$BIBCITY has not launched. No address exists yet.

Address will appear here when verified.

Fan-made parody. Not affiliated with any insurer or game publisher.

SPECIFICATION SHEET

APPENDIX A / THE DESIGN DEFECT

Welcome to Biberty City. One yellow furball. An entire city filing complaints.

Patent drawing of Biberty's entire spherical furred body
FIG. 1 / BODYSpherical. Yellow. Furred.
Approximately one volleyball.

not in the original plans

Patent drawing of a seven-point crown
FIG. 2 / CROWNGreen. Seven points.
Does not come off.

we have asked

Patent drawing of the mascot's conspicuous square teeth
FIG. 3 / TEETHConspicuous.
See complaints 0001–∞.

all of them. at once.

Patent drawing of the entire city within the effect radius
FIG. 4 / EFFECT RADIUSThe entire city.
No exceptions granted.

please revise the boundary